Guimarasberry

SYNC OR SWIM. To sync with the Guuimaras Manggahan Festival which is in full swing today, we would like to offer Mangoes from that blessed island. No need to swim across just ot go get a taste. Two kilos of the sweetest Mangoes in the world. How sweet? At La Mesa this morning, arte Andie drank from her water bottle with Lisbon lemon peel in it. She did not like the taste so she gnawed on a piece of unripe mango. Before we knew it, the kids and I were doing the same, we went through a kilo of those addictive things before we knew it. The Mangoes were hard and half-ripe but they were already very sweet. What more if we exercised patience and gave them a few days more to ripen?

GUIMARASBERRY. This is an offer for the two best things in this world outside of s*x 🎷and sleep. Two kilos of Guimaras Mangoes and half a kilo of Strawberries, pay only P699. Parang price lang isang kilong Guimaras Mango! We call this offer the “Guimarasberry”.